QotD: Should've Seen Them Live
Let's try this one

Death is not an option Wednesday

I don't know if you'd call these two characters who would make you rather face death. I mean, there could be a lot worse. But the face-off between them amuses me.

Who would you choose, Jerry or Maury? Would they talk at you the whole time? Are there real discernable differences between the two? Is the use of Botox a factor in your decision?